Four Guys Playing Golf

Four guys are playing golf and after a while the first says "you guys have no idea what I had to promise my wife I would do in order to come out and play today... I had to promise to paint the whole house. The second says "thats nothing, I had to promise to buy a hot tub. . The third says thats nothing I had to clean the house for a month. The others noticing the fourth is silent ask him what he had to agree toHe said... its simple every morning I roll over and say to my wife... golf course or intercourse?.. and she says "Wear sunblock"... ... courtesy of Uncle Walt